Ukraine entered the EU. Two hohol friends sit together drinking. One asks: -What's up? The other answers: This EU is total fignya - i've got no job, my wife scrubs floors in Italy, my son married a German man, and my daughter is a French prostitute!!! And it's all the damn moskali's fault!!!! They told us "Don't enter the EU, don't enter the EU!!!" and the padlyki, they knew that we'll enter the EU just to spite them!!!